Stock Tokens are not available to persons in the US, Canada, UK or Switzerland. Browsing is open to everyone. A parody. Not affiliated with any retailer or with Robinhood.
How it works

A launchpad shaped like a warehouse.

Most launchpads hand you a blank ticker box and let you type whatever you want. This one hands you an aisle. Every item number can become exactly one coin, and every coin is priced in $COST, a tokenised share of the retailer — so the paper towels trade against the company selling the paper towels. We don't run the curve or hold the liquidity; Pons v2 does. We run the catalog and the registry.

It is a joke with working plumbing. Two things collapsed into one in 2026: the shopping catalog, the oldest and flattest way of listing what things are worth, and the token launchpad, the newest. Both are lists of items with prices. Only one of them pretends the price means something about the thing. Putting them in the same grid is the whole argument — and the only honest way to make it is to let the machine actually run, with actual money, which is why every warning on this site is literal.

The loop

Claim → Curve → Graduate → Fees

01
Claim

Pick an unclaimed item. Our backend signs an attestation that the item number is real. The ItemRegistry contract records item → coin and refuses any second claim. Then it calls the Pons v2 factory with $COST as the pair.

02
Curve

The full 1B supply mints to a Pons bonding curve. It opens at ≈ $3.1k market cap and trades in $COST from the first buy. Trading happens on Pons, not on this site.

03
Graduate

When the curve has collected 8.47 $COST (≈ $7.7k), anyone can call graduate. Pons seeds a full-range Uniswap v4 pool with the reserved 28.6% of supply and the raised $COST, and locks the LP NFT. No withdrawal path exists.

04
Fees

Every trade pays a 1% fee plus a 2% creator tax, in $COST, on the curve and later in the pool. Our FeeSplitter sends 60% of the creator side to whoever claimed the item and 40% to the protocol. Pull-based, claim any time.

Why $COST

Memecoins with a stock in the middle

You cannot trade here. RobinHouse publishes the catalog and the registry; it does not buy, sell, quote or route anything, and it holds nothing. Creating a coin costs ETH and never touches $COST. Trading happens on Pons and Uniswap, which are not ours.

Robinhood's Stock Tokens are plain ERC-20s on Robinhood Chain, tradable 24/7, with a Chainlink price feed. $COST has around $870k of onchain liquidity and trades most against USDG on Uniswap. Pons approved it as a quote asset, so a coin can live its whole life priced in a stock.

That makes every coin's price legible in both $COST and dollars, and it means trading fees are denominated in $COST rather than in the coin being traded.

Stock Tokens are tokenised debt securities issued by Robinhood Assets (Jersey) Ltd. They are not offered to U.S., Canadian, UK or Swiss persons. RobinHouse blocks launching from those countries and hides the trade controls there, and refuses sanctioned jurisdictions entirely. That check is based on the country your connection appears to come from; it is not identity verification, and trades settle wallet-to-contract without us. Browsing is open everywhere else.

FEE SCHEDULE
Curve trade fee1.00%
→ Pons protocol0.30%
→ creator side0.70%
Creator tax (RobinHouse)2.00%
Creator side total2.70%
→ item launcher60%
→ RobinHouse protocol40%
Post-graduation hook fee1.00% + tax
Pons launch fee0.0005 ETH
RobinHouse launch fee0.05 ETH
All trade fees are charged in $COST on the quote leg. Read live from the Pons v2 factory.
Built on

Nothing here is ours except the registry