A WORK OF INTERNET ART · PARODY · NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY RETAILER
Everything in the warehouse.
Now a ticker.
A bulk-retail catalog rebuilt as a speculation machine. Every item number can be minted into exactly one coin, priced in $COST — a tokenised share of the retailer itself — so a pack of paper towels trades against the company that sells it. The joke is the mechanism, and the mechanism is real: real money, real contracts, and coins that can go to zero.
STORE TOTALS
Items indexed1,950
Coins launched0
Graduated to Uniswap v40
Launchesopen
$COST / USD (onchain)$1,041
Pons launchesopen · $COST approved
Curve start → graduation$3.53k → $43.2k mcap
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The house coin
$ROBINHOUSE
RobinHouse · paired with $COST
Price
3.51 n$COST
$0.00000366
Market cap
$3.66k
on the Pons v2 curve
To graduation
RobinHouse made this coin and takes its trading fees. We hold none of it, we will not take a position in it, and we are not recommending it — it is listed here because hiding a coin we profit from would be worse than saying so.
The catalog
Pick an item. Claim its coin.
#0000000WAREHOUSE ONLYRobinHouse
$150The House
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#FC-0001WAREHOUSE ONLYHot Dog & Soda Combo
$150Food Court
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#FC-0002WAREHOUSE ONLYWhole Cheese Pizza, 18"
$995Food Court
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#FC-0003WAREHOUSE ONLYChicken Bake
$399Food Court
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#FC-0004WAREHOUSE ONLY OUT OF STOCK
Churro, Twisted
$149Food Court
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#FC-0005WAREHOUSE ONLYBerry Sundae
$249Food Court
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#FC-0006WAREHOUSE ONLYRotisserie Chicken
$499Food Court
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#1681898Catering Assortment, 48 Cake Balls
$9999Bakery
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#1681896Christmas Collection 12 Cake Balls
$4699Bakery
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#1681894Thanksgiving Collection 12 Cake Balls
$4699Bakery
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#2076903Dinosaur and Unicorn Cookie Kit Bundle 27.8 oz Total
$3299Bakery
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#1873940Halloween Cookie Decorating Kit 2-pack
$3999Bakery
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#1965367BāKIT Box Global Delights Baking Kit - 3 Recipe Bundle for Kids
$7999Bakery
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#1862572Biscotti Hand Painted Ceramic Jar, Italian Semi Soft Biscotti, 2-pack, 17.6 oz. total
$8999Bakery
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#1649949Mini Chocolate Donuts, 6-Pack, 8-Count
$1399Bakery
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#17540034-piece Ceramic Non-Stick Bakeware Set
$22499Bakery
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#1557773Castella Original Japanese Style Baked Sponge Cake
$1699Bakery
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#1948499Chocolate Chip Cookie Box, 1.5 oz., 35-count
$3499Bakery
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#1506525100-count Assorted Holiday Cookie Gift Box, 9.2 lbs
$9999Bakery
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#1856656Halloween Cookie Gift Box, 24-count
$3499Bakery
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#1796962Belgian Chocolate Covered Cookie Gift Basket
$5999Bakery
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#130353110-Piece Non-Stick Bakeware Set
$9999Bakery
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#1940354Limoncello Sizzle-cut Cake, 8 Total Pieces, 3.9 oz. per slice, 1.95 lbs. Total
$5999Bakery
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#1940353Opera Sizzle-cut Cake, 8 Total Pieces, 3 oz. per slice, 1.5 lbs. Total
$5999Bakery
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#1848583Cake Bites Bundle, DeLuxe Fruitcake & Pineapple Pecan Cake, 2-pack, 24 Bites Total
$3999Bakery
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#1838855Cinnamon Coffee Cake, 3.79 lb.
$4499Bakery
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#1838863Mini Pecan Cake Bundle, 9 oz. per Cake
$5999Bakery
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#2081894Mini Muffin Bites, Birthday Cake, 1.65 oz, 20-count
$999Bakery
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#135372410" Rainbow Cake (12 Servings)
$7999Bakery
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#920464Brownie and Cookie Combo Pack
$2999Bakery
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#1884307Butter Pecan Meltaways, 3 Pack, 6 lb Total
$4999Bakery
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#1160390Chocolate Fudge Birthday Cake, 3.75 lbs. Includes Party Pack (16 Servings)
$6999Bakery
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#1350660Decadent Triple Chocolate made with mini Kisses and Peanut Butter Cup Cookies Tin - 2 Count
$3999Bakery
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#1350663Mango & Strawberry Cheesecake 2-count (28 Slices Total)
$6999Bakery
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#1138994Mile High Peanut Butter Cake, 6.8 lbs (14 Servings)
$6999Bakery
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#1347207No Sugar Added Cheesecake & Marble Truffle Cake, 2-pack (28 Slices Total)
$7499Bakery
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#1138993Premier Chocolate Cake, 7.2 lbs (Serves 14)
$7499Bakery
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#1748502Signature 12 Cookie 10 Brownie Assortment
$3499Bakery
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#983394Variety Cheesecakes, 2-pack (28 Slices Total)
$6999Bakery
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#561772Winter Wonderland Crate, 6 Lbs. Total
$7999Bakery
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#1275770Winter Wonderland Fresh Baked Large Holiday Cookie Tin
$3999Bakery
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#603031Winter Wonderland Mini Cookie Bites Tin (Pack of 24) One Ship-to Address Per Case
$24999Bakery
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#1343983Traditional Madeleines Cake, 1 oz, 28-Count
$1049Bakery
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#181679European Cookies With Belgian Chocolate, Assortment, 49.4 oz
$2299Bakery
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#171859Cookies, Chocolate Chip, 2 oz, 42-count
$2099Bakery
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#17927768 in. Tiramisu Cake, 2-pack
$9999Bakery
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#1550649New York Cheesecake 2-pack
$9999Bakery
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#1516561Rainbow Cookies 1.5 lb
$3499Bakery
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01
Claim
Pick an unclaimed item. Our registry checks it's a real item number and locks it to one coin, onchain, forever.
02
Curve
The coin launches on a Pons v2 bonding curve quoted in $COST. Trading happens on Pons, not here — this site has no buy button.
03
Graduate
At 8.47 $COST raised the curve seeds a full-range Uniswap v4 pool. The LP is locked. Nobody can pull it, including us.
04
Fees
1% curve fee + 2% creator tax, in $COST. 60% to whoever claimed the item, 40% to the protocol. Pull-based; claim any time.